Welcome to Fawlty Towers

Located in the picturesque seaside town of Torquay, Fawlty Towers stands as a beacon of gracious living and impeccable hospitality—a distinguished establishment catering to only the most discerning of guests.

Now, for the first time in our 50 year history, you have the rare opportunity to acquire a room of your own at this prestigious establishment. Yes, for an exceedingly modest sum, you may secure a room (page) at Fawlty Towers (BasilTheRat.com), thus cementing your place among the elite (or at least the determinedly eccentric).

Exquisite Accommodations Available for Purchase

• BasilTheRat.com/fawlty – $100
  
• BasilTheRat.com/sybil – $80
  
• BasilTheRat.com/manuel – FSBO
  
• BasilTheRat.com/polly – $80
  
• BasilTheRat.com/major – $80
  
• BasilTheRat.com/melbury – $80
  
• BasilTheRat.com/oreilly – $80
  
• BasilTheRat.com/other – $25
  

Exclusive Amenities

• 💰 Fully Transferable Ownership. – Rooms can be bought & sold, for a small transaction fee.
• 🏠 Rooms (Pages) are completely customizable. – Your name upon the door, your legacy within.
• 🔐 A Private Entrance – A bespoke URL, carefully curated to ensure the highest degree of distinction.
• 🍇 Complimentary Charm and Elegance – Which may, of course, be entirely imagined.
• 💂 Impeccable Service – Provided you have no actual expectations.
• 🐀 Exotic Fauna – Our resident Siberian hamster, for instance, is certainly not a rat.

How to Secure Your Room

Kindly send a telegram (or, failing that, a text) to 971-236-1579, and we will discuss your qualifications. No Riff-Raff.